DIET ! ! !

( MGA PWEDENG PAGKAABALAHAN PARA PUMAYAT AT ANG KATUMBAS NA CALORIES NA NAGAGAMIT SA BAWAT ORAS c/o dietrician bob ong :D )


* cph = Calories Per Hour

PANONOOD NG SONA ---> 1 cph

PAGTAYA SA JUETENG ----> 100 cph

PANONOOD NG PELIKULA NI AUBREY MILES ---> 300 cph

MOUNTAIN CLIMBING ---> 600 cph

SOCIAL CLIMBING ---> 710 cph

BASKETBALL ---> 800 cph

PANONOOD NG PELIKULA NI AUBREY MILES (uncut) ---> 950 cph

SWIMMING w/ SHARKS ---> 980 cph

PAKIKISAMA SA RIOT ---> 1,000 cph

PAGTAKBO SA PUBLIC OFFICE ---> 1, 584.73 cph

LETHAL INJECTION ---> 26, 251 cph











------> MASUNDAN NGA :D 
(angpaboritonglibronihudas)

iSKALBORO SHOW

PART 1: 2 MAGKUMPARENG NANGINGISDA SA iSKALBORO . . .

PARE 1: "ANG SARAP PALA MANGISDA DITO SA iSKALBORO SHOL!!!"

PARE 2: "OO NGA EH, PERO DAPAT MAHUSAY DIN DAW TAYONG UMILAG! BAKA KASI TAMAAN TAYO NG BALA NA MADE IN CHINA!!"

PARE 1: "(+_+)"

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PART 2: 2 CREW SA BARKO NG 'PINAS NA NAGBABANTAY SA iSKALBORO . . .

CREW 1: "PARE, BA'T KAYA UMIILAG ANG MGA WARSHIP NG CHINA SA MGA BARKONG PANDIGMA NATIN?! IBIG SABIHIN BA NUN, TAKOT SILA SA ATIN?!"

CREW 2: "HINDI PARE. UMIILAG LANG ANG MGA WARSHIP NILA SA MGA WARSHIP NATIN KASI TAKOT SILA NA MAHAWA NG KALAWANG 'YUNG MGA BARKO NILA!!!"

CREW 1: "(0_0)"

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PART 3: 1 MANGINGISDA KAUSAP ANG KAPITAN NG WARSHIP NG 'PINAS NA NAGBABANTAY SA iSKALBORO . . .

MANGINGISDA: "AH.. SER, SER! HANDANG-HANDA PO BA KAYO KUNG SAKALING BOMBAHIN KAYO NG MGA INTSIK DITO SA iSKALBORO???"

KAPITAN: "OO NAMAN! HAHAHAHA!!! HANDANG-HANDA KAMI SA MGA GANYANG SINARYO, KAYA NGA KUMUHA NA KAMI NG SWIMMING LESSONS AT SAKA HINIPAN KO NA LAHAT NG SALBIDA NAMIN DITO, KAYA REDING-READY KAMI!!!!"

MANGINGISDA: "(=_=)"

END (saka magro-roll ang end credits)

------> orihinal sa isang tabloid :D

"IF 'WEALTH' IS THE SECRET TO 'HAPPINESS', THEN THE 'RICH' 


SHOULD BE DANCING IN THE STREETS ; BUT ONLY 


'POOR KIDS' DO THAT!"



"IF 'POWER' ENSURES 'PEACE OF MIND', THEN 'OFFICIALS'


SHOULD WALK 'UNGUARDED' ; BUT THOSE WHO 'LIVE A 


SIMPLE LIFE' CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY!"



"IF 'BEAUTY AND FAME' BRING 'IDEAL 


RELATIONSHIPS' THEN 'CELEBRITIES' SHOULD HAVE THE 


'BEST TIES' ; BUT THOSE COUPLES WHO ARE 'GOD-


FEARING' HAS THE 'MOST FULFILLED 


RELATIONSHIPS!"





---> the REAL ESSENCE OF LIFE is 


HAVING GOD in US! :)

"A USUAL BUT STRANGE REALITY"

A SECOND TO REALIZE :


---> ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW Php 100 BILL APPEARS


TO BE A LARGE AMOUNT WHEN DONATED TO CHURCH. 

(BUT, TOO SMALL WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING?)


---> ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW 1 HOUR SEEMS SO LONG 


IN CHURCH. 

(BUT, SO SHORT WHEN HAVING FUN?)


---> ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW EVERYONE WANTS 


FRONT ROWTICKETS ON CONCERTS. 

(BUT, THEY WANT LAST ROW WHEN ATTENDING A 


MASS?)

10 Commandments Kontra Illegal Recruiters!

IT JUST CAME INTO MY SENSES WHILE I AM SURFING THRU NET FOR A RESEARCH ABOUT LATEST STATS ON PINOY WORKERS IN THE COUNTRY . . . I'D LIKE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU SPECIALLY TO THOSE WHO HAVE PLANS GOIN' OUT R.P. TO WORK AND EARN MONEY. I THINK THESE MAY HELP YOU OUT . . .

The Ten Commandments against illegal recruiters are as follows:

1. Do not apply at recruitment agencies not licensed by POEA

2. Do not deal with licensed agencies without job orders

3. Do not deal with any person who is not an authorized representative of a licensed agency

4. Do not transact business outside the registered address of the agency. If recruitment is conducted in the province, check if the agency has a provincial recruitment authority

5. Do not pay more than the allowed placement fee. It should be equivalent to one month salary, exclusive of documentation and processing costs.

6. Do not pay any placement fee unless you have a valid employment contract and an official receipt

7. Do not be enticed by ads or brochures requiring you to reply to a Post Office (P.O.) Box, and to enclose payment for processing of papers

8. Do not deal with training centers and travel agencies, which promise overseas employment

9. Do not accept a tourist visa

10. Do not deal with fixers.

(FROM http://mastercitizen.wordpress.com/category/nso-birth-certificates-and-more/)

--> MAYBE THESE WOULD BE HELPFUL TOO SOON FOR ME . . .

BAKSTEP . . .

GOOD OLD  DAYS . . .

--> MAG-O-OVERNYT SA BHAUZ NG KLASMEYT . . .

--> GABI-GABING INOM SA BONUAN WITH VIDEOKE HANGGANG MADALING ARAW KAHIT MAY PASOK / EXAM KINABUKASAN . . .

--> Be Be B AND ME ONE-ON-ONE HABANG BUSY ANG IBA SA TISIS jejeje . . .

--> 'INDIANan' SA SUBJECT NA BORING ANG INSTRUCTOR . . .

--> SHOOTING / EDITING NG INDIE FILM NA IE-ENTRY SA FILMFEST with Claire  . . .

--> THESIS NA MAGDAMAGANG MULAT ANG MATA DAHIL SA 'STRESS' NA HATID NG CHAPTERS 3 & 4 . . .

--> SAGUTAN SA KLASRUM LALO KUNG ANG KASAGUTAN MO AY 'YUNG KLASMEYT MONG WALANG GINAGAWA SA GRUP PROJECT . . .

--> ANG WALANG KATAPUSANG PAYMENTS SA PAG-KOMPLETO NG REQUIREMENTS . . .

--> ANG PAGHAHABOL SA IBA PANG PROJECTS NA PINAPA-RUSH NG INSTRUCTOR MONG PAPALIT-PALIT NG ISIP . . .

--> MGA 'DEADLINE' NA HINDI NAMI-'MEET' ESPECIALLY KAY MAM Charisse Mae C. Victorio :) . . . (piz)

--> PAKIKIPAG-'DATE' KAHIT WALA NG PERA . . .

--> ANG PAGKONSINTI NG BORDMEYTS MO SA MGA INUUWING BABAE hehehehe "NOON" . . .

--> ANG PAG'SUMPA' MO SA MGA KINAMUMUHIAN  MONG KAKLASE . . .

--> MGA UMIIYAK MONG KAKLASE SA 'SEASHORE' NG TONDALIGAN KAPAG 'TAMADO' NA . . . (hirap magpastol ng lasing)

--> PAGSALI SA 'ESSAY WRITING CONTEST' SA 'FOUNDATION DAY' PARA LANG MAGKA-PERA / PONDO PARA SA 'PRINTING' NG TISIS  . . .

--> PAGKA-PIKON KO KAY Shylle Malagayo Moselina HABANG NAGTUTURO NG SAYAW SA ROOFTOP NG 'FAME BLDG' DAHIL PINIPILIT NIYA AKONG SUMAYAW AT AYAW KO NAMAN DAHIL NAKO-KORNIHAN ANKO SA MGA 'DANZ STEPS' NIYA :) . . . (sa harap pa ng lower year mazkom's kami nagka-initan ni miriam defensor-santiago jejeje)

--> 'INDIAN' SA SUBJECT NA BORING ANG INSTRUCTOR . . .

MY BIRDS ARE ANGRY 2!!!

continuation . . .

Amazingly, Angry Birds became the talk of the most ‘netizens’ around the globe. These characters became a most wanted theme on floats (like that of Panagbenga) as well on various shops (coffee shops, computer shops and the like) and furthermore, a perfect choice of presentation among foods and beverages. (You can agree with me!) It also became a favorite blueprint for most of T-shirt design (even undies), cups, keychains, bags, ‘bonets’/caps, notebook covers, pens, wallets, tumblers and many more. The red, yellow, black, white and green birds has also step out of your personal computers to be a huggable stuff toy and now out in the market. They actually dominated other items such as Spongebob, Plants vs. Zombies and any other tooney characters. It speaks for itself! Angry Birds are definitely on the mainstream! 

Everything on peak has always Pro’s and Con’s, for always. Some might look on the right and some on the left side. This may sound too comical but according to a news post on the net, a certain Congressman is in no doubt passing  / proposing a bill in the Lower House, the so-called House Bill 5379 or also known as “ANTI-ANGRY BIRDS BILL”. 

Assertive enough, the author of the mentioned proposed law is supported by the authorities from the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) at his part after this organization also protested against this popular Rovio game. PETA cited, “We are influencing our children into thinking that killing pigs and destroying their homes is ok. It is not!”. Another PETA member stressed out, “If we think that demolishing the shanties around the Metro is inhumane and against human rights, what do you think these green pigs feel when a bird destroys their fortresses. Those swine has feelings and rights, too!” 

This congressman got this Anti-Angry Birds bill  idea when he went on a Christmas shopping for gifts in Divisoria. An eyewitness imparted that this congressman got irritated when he saw that there are lots of Angry Bird items in the place. This congressman also confirmed that it was the ‘mall incident’ that made him proposed this bill.

He stressed that everywhere he looked, there are many Angry Bird items to cite. The problem that this would create is the so-called ‘product diversity’ to which, according also to the congressman, the DTI haven’t yet monitored. He also has an immense hope of passing this bill. Let’s see how it could make noise in Batasan. (An eyebrow raiser that is!) 

Sound stressful but awakening? Don’t be too affected of what you’ve just read. This might sound silly but this issue was sometime a trend on the net. Several months ago, this was posted from a satirical website named “So What’s News” which aims to ‘inject humor into everyday news and to provide relief to readers who have grown exhausted with mainstream news organization’s partisan, biased and depressing way of presenting the news’. As its tagline goes, ‘News that won’t make you depressed to read news’. It maybe describes itself. And to give you additional background about this website, remember the recent controversial edited photos of DPWH officials  standing on rocky ground and it seems that they were looking for a lost cat. This website was also responsible for this. Funny as it gets, but it’s true!

Believe it or believe it?!